How to embarrass your children 101

Parents love us. But parents also have this magical ability to embarrass us in “life and death” situations as follows:

Your friend calls your house.  Your mom picks up. She calls for you. “Ah Mei! Ah Meiiiiii! Dont sleep liaow! Dont sleep! 你的电话!! Aiyo ；回来就睡，等下睡到明天罗!” And then she tells your friend “Aiya, this 大睡猪 (big sleeping pig), she won’t be waking up so soon wor, any message?”**

**(><)”"” my sister was laughing her head off when she heard her friend’s mom over the other end of the receiver.

You go out with your mom and her friends. You take pictures of the food that you eat. Your mom’s friends looks at you with a weird look. Your mom says ” Oh, 她要放在她的网站的。那个什么blog ar.”

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